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Western leather novelty dog collars with bold embossed lettering, full-grain leather and stainless-steel hardware. Ranch Hand is a family-owned Western lifestyle brand with locations in Alberta, Canada and Arizona, USA. Dog collar sizing varies by design. Check the individual collar listing for its specific adjustable neck measurements. Every Ranch Hand dog collar is hand-cut and handmade, so measurements may vary slightly. Between sizes? Message us before ordering or include your dog’s exact neck measurement in the order notes at checkout so we can help confirm the correct size.
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A quick look at our cheekiest collars — real handmade leather with a sense of humor — for the dog whose personality speaks for itself.
The originals — bold embossed leather that says exactly what everyone's already thinking about your angel. A guaranteed laugh and the perfect gift for the pup with more attitude than manners.
The same cheeky wording, finished with crisp white lettering that pops against rich leather. Easy to read from across the yard.
Every dog owner knows a bad dog — the sock thief, the counter surfer, the one who greets guests with zero chill. These collars call it like it is, and they land every time as a birthday, gotcha-day or white-elephant gift.
Don’t let the fun fool you — each collar is handcrafted in Alberta, Canada from full-grain leather with solid stainless-steel hardware, built to survive whatever your bad dog throws at it.
Measure around the base of the neck with two fingers of room, then order the matching size. Adjustment holes fine-tune the fit — size up if between sizes or still growing (and still misbehaving).
Both. A genuine full-grain leather collar with solid stainless hardware, handmade in Canada — it just happens to be hilarious.
Yes — embossed into the leather, so the joke won’t peel or fade with normal wear.
Measure around the base of the neck with two fingers of room and order the matching size. Adjustment holes let you dial in the fit.
One of our most popular gifts — perfect for the dog owner with a sense of humor. Birthdays, gotcha days, white-elephant swaps.
The line is cheeky, but if you want something tamer we have plenty of hand-painted, beaded and tooled collars.
Across Canada and the USA, free over $150 USD / $200 CAD. Handmade to order in Canada — bad attitude sold separately.
